BS Detector

Whack in your deal details and we'll tell you straight — bonzer bargain or getting royally stitched up?

700 — Very Good

Strong position — you should qualify for most mainstream lenders.

Don't know your score? Check free via Equifax or Credit Savvy.

How to Use the BS Detector

The Duck built this one personally — it's got "stink line" energy for a reason. The BS Detector scans your car finance quote and tells you what smells off.

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Here's how to use it:

  1. 1Grab your finance quote — this could be from a dealer, a broker, or a bank. You'll need the key numbers: loan amount, interest rate, loan term, any fees, and balloon payment if applicable.
  2. 2Enter the details — punch in each number from your quote. Don't skip the fees, even the small ones — that's where the BS lives.
  3. 3Hit detect — the BS Detector goes to work, comparing your quote against what's normal and fair in the Aussie car finance market.
  4. 4Read your results — you'll get a breakdown of what looks legit, what looks dodgy, and what's straight-up BS.

The Duck will flag things like:

  • Interest rates that are way above market average
  • Hidden fees that weren't mentioned upfront
  • Balloon payments that are too large for the loan term
  • Loan terms that cost you more in the long run
  • Add-ons inflated above their real cost

Pro tip from The Guy: Run the BS Detector BEFORE you sign anything. If you've already signed, run it anyway — you might still be within the cooling-off period and able to walk away.

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