🦆 Don't Be A Wood Duck

Don't Get Quacked By A Dodgy Car Loan.

Dealers love a wood duck — someone who waddles in, nods at everything, and drives off $10K worse off. Not today, mate. We've got 7 free tools to make sure you walk out with a deal, not a debt sentence.

📱 App coming soon to the App Store & Google Play

10K+

Aussies helped*

* We made this up but it sounds deadly

$2.4M+

In dodgy fees exposed*

* Ballpark figure. Probably more tbh

Free tools*

* This one's actually true. You're welcome.

100%

Made up stats*

* Except the 7 tools. That's real.

* hover the stats for full transparency. We're a BS detector after all 😂

Seven free tools so you never get quacked again 🦆

Loan Calculator

Chuck in your numbers and find out what you're actually up for. Weekly, fortnightly, monthly — no surprises.

BS Detector

Is your deal fair dinkum or are they taking you for a ride? We'll tell it to you straight.

Loan Comparison

Line up to 4 loans side by side. The winner gets a gold star. The losers get nothing.

Loan Health Score

From "Bloody Ripper" to "Mate, Leg It." Find out where your loan sits on the dodgy-o-meter.

Plain English Guides

Finance explained by your most switched-on mate. Zero jargon. Heaps of straight talk.

Dealer Decoder

Know their tricks before you walk in. 14+ dealer slang terms decoded — plus an AI translator for anything they throw at ya.

Fair Deal Checker

Punch in the dealer's price and your trade-in offer. We'll scan the market and tell you if you're getting a fair go — or getting cooked.

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* This offer is available to Australian residents only. Visitors from outside Australia are welcome to use our free tools, but referral offers and partner promotions cannot be facilitated for non-residents.